Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you really want to go.

- Langston Hughes

Bad Joke of the Day

Ronnie (at the movies): "Can you see all right?"
Patricia: "Yes."
Ronnie: "Is there a draft on you?"
Patricia: "No."
Ronnie: "Is your seat comfortable?"
Patricia: "Yes."
Ronnie: "Mind changing places?"

Random Fact of the Day

Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 89 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 44 New York Giants: 7 Next Up: Sun. Jan. 17, 12:00pm vs TBD   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

7-28 | 5th Place | 15 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 111 Indiana: 122 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 6, 7:00pm vs Golden State Warriors   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

20-20-3 | 43 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Chicago: 4 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 6, 7:00pm vs Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm