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Thought of the Day

The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closer to fulfilling your dreams.

- Og Mandino

Bad Joke of the Day

Sign at a discount store:
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Random Fact of the Day

You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 88 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 44 New York Giants: 7 Next Up: Sun. Jan. 17, 12:00pm vs TBD   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

7-29 | 5th Place | 15.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 101 Golden State: 107 Next Up: Fri., Jan. 8, 7:00pm vs Indiana Pacers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

21-20-3 | 45 Points | 4th Place | 10 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Calgary: 1 Next Up: Sat., Jan. 9, 7:00pm vs Chicago Blackhawks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.tealdragon.net/humor/facts/facts.htm