Happy 1-11-11!!

Thought of the Day

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Random Fact of the Day

On average a worker bee will make 1/12 teaspoon of honey in her lifetime.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 80 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

9-29 | 5th Place | 16 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 91 San Antonio: 94 Next Up: Tues., Jan. 11, 7:00pm vs San Antonio Spurs   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

21-16-5 | 47 Points | 3rd Place | 13 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Tues., Jan. 11, 7:00pm at Nashville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/