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Happy January 13, 2010!!
Thought of the Day
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
- Buddha
Bad Joke of the Day
Then there was the sad tale of the optician who fell into the lens-grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
Random Fact of the Day
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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Today's Sources:
- http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
- Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
- http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/646.html