The B-Daily

Wednesday, January 13, 2010 | Day #77


Happy January 13, 2010!!

Thought of the Day

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.

- Buddha


Bad Joke of the Day

Then there was the sad tale of the optician who fell into the lens-grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.


Random Fact of the Day

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's like a human jumping the length of a football field.


Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

    Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 82 days
  • Next Up:
    Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels
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  • www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

  • 12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 44 New York Giants: 7
  • Next Up:
    Sun. Jan. 17, 12:00pm vs Dallas Cowboys
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  • www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

  • 8-31 | 5th Place | 16.5 games behind
  • Results:
    L - Minnesota: 94 Denver: 105
  • Next Up:
    Wed., Jan. 13, 7:30pm at Houston Rockets
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  • www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

  • 23-20-3 | 49 Points | 4th Place | 9 points behind
  • Results:
    W - Minnesota: 4 Pittsburgh: 3
  • Next Up:
    Wed., Jan. 13, 6:00pm vs Vancouver Canucks
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  • www.wild.com

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