Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

May we never let the things we can't have, or don't have, or shouldn't have, spoil our enjoyment of the things we do have and can have. As we value our happiness let us not forget it, for one of the greatest lessons in life is learning to be happy without the things we cannot or should not have.

- Richard L. Evans

Bad Joke of the Day

Ronnie: Why does a girl say she's been shopping when, actually, she hasn't bought a thing?
Pam: Why does a boy say he's been fishing when, actually, he hasn't caught a one?

Random Fact of the Day

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 81 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 44 New York Giants: 7 Next Up: Sun. Jan. 17, 12:00pm vs Dallas Cowboys   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

8-32 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 114 Houston: 120 Next Up: Fri., Jan. 15, 7:00pm at Memphis Grizzlies   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-20-3 | 51 Points | 4th Place | 7 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Thurs., Jan. 14, 7:00pm at St. Louis Blues   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/646.html