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Thought of the Day

Never permit failure to become a habit.

- William Frederick Book

Bad Joke of the Day

Once upon a time there was a witch who decided to open a tea-room. She picked a good location and at first she prospered. Then she decided to cut corners and make some real money.
The witch found that if she saved used tea-bags and used them over again, no one seemed to notice. Before long the greedy old witch was using the same tea-bags over and over again.
First her business dwindled. Then it faltered, and soon she was bankrupt.
Moral: Honest tea is the best policy!

Random Fact of the Day

No word in the English language rhymes with MONTH.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 80 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 44 New York Giants: 7 Next Up: Sun. Jan. 17, 12:00pm vs Dallas Cowboys   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

8-32 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 114 Houston: 120 Next Up: Fri., Jan. 15, 7:00pm at Memphis Grizzlies   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-21-3 | 51 Points | 4th Place | 7 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 St. Louis: 1 Next Up: Sat., Jan. 16, 7:00pm at Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/646.html