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Thought of the Day

The more deeply the path is etched, the more it is used, and the more it is used, the more deeply it etched.

- Jo Coudert

Bad Joke of the Day

Ellen and Phil went for a walk in the country. Ellen saw some beautiful flowers behind a fence, and persuaded Phil to climb over and pick some for her.
After Phil had climbed over the the fence, he noticed a bull standing a short distance away.
He called to a farmer in the next field, "Hey! Is this bull over here safe?"
The farmer replied, "Well, he's a whole lot safer than you are."

Random Fact of the Day

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 76 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 34 Dallas Cowboys: 3 Next Up: Sun. Jan. 24, 5:40pm at New Orleans Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

9-33 | 5th Place | 18 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 108 Philadelphia: 103 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 20, 7:00pm vs Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-23-3 | 51 Points | 4th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Jan. 21, 7:00pm vs Detroit Red Wings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/30/50-interesting-facts/