Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.

- Nathaniel Emmons

Bad Joke of the Day

Big Brother: Hey, what are you doing wearing my raincoat?
Little Brother: You wouldn't want your best suit to get wet, would you?

Random Fact of the Day

The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 75 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: W - Minnesota: 34 Dallas Cowboys: 3 Next Up: Sun. Jan. 24, 5:40pm at New Orleans Saints   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

9-33 | 5th Place | 18 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 108 Philadelphia: 103 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 20, 7:00pm vs Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-23-3 | 51 Points | 4th Place | 11 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Jan. 21, 7:00pm vs Detroit Red Wings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=168
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/30/50-interesting-facts/