Happy January 20, 2011!!

Thought of the Day

Failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

Random Fact of the Day

Historians state that potatoes were being fried by at least 1680 in the Meuse Valley of Belgium. Locals would eat small fried fish with their meals, but when the river was frozen over, they cut potatoes lengthwise and fried them in oil to use as a substitute - french fries!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 71 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

10-33 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 111 LA Clippers: 126 Next Up: Mon., Jan. 24, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-18-5 | 53 Points | 3rd Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Calgary: 0 Next Up: Sat., Jan. 22, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/