Happy End of Semester 1!!

Thought of the Day

No one ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of things.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Drilling for oil is boring.

Random Fact of the Day

Americans eat more than 16 pounds of french fries every year, which comes to over 2 million tons!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 70 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

10-33 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 111 LA Clippers: 126 Next Up: Mon., Jan. 24, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-18-5 | 53 Points | 3rd Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Calgary: 0 Next Up: Sat., Jan. 22, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/