Welcome to Semester 2!!

Thought of the Day

A smile costs less than electricity and gives more light.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!

Random Fact of the Day

Wild bananas originated in Asia and have been cultivated for more than 4,000 years.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 67 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

10-33 | 5th Place | 17.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 111 LA Clippers: 126 Next Up: Mon., Jan. 24, 7:00pm vs Houston Rockets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-19-5 | 53 Points | 3rd Place | 14 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 San Jose: 4 Next Up: Tues., Jan. 25, 7:30pm at Chicago Blackhawks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/