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Thought of the Day

The person who jumps to conclusions is not always certain of a happy landing!

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

Random Fact of the Day

The average American consumes over 28 pounds of bananas each year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 66 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

10-34 | 5th Place | 18 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 125 Houston: 129 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 26, 7:00pm vs Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

24-19-5 | 53 Points | 3rd Place | 14 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 3 San Jose: 4 Next Up: Tues., Jan. 25, 7:30pm at Chicago Blackhawks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.funny2.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/