Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

True self knowledge comes from knowing how much there is to learn.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Random Fact of the Day

An adult oyster can filter 60 gallons of sea water in one day.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 65 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

10-34 | 5th Place | 18 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 125 Houston: 129 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 26, 7:00pm vs Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

25-19-5 | 55 Points | 3rd Place | 14 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Chicago: 2 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 1, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/