Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

Let everyone sweep in front of their own door, and the whole world will be clean.

- Johann von Goethe

Bad Joke of the Day

Dizzy Definition -
Caterpillar: An upholstered worm.

Random Fact of the Day

Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 68 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

9-37 | 5th Place | 22 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 105 New York: 132 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 27, 6:00pm at Cleveland Cavaliers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

25-23-4 | 54 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Columbus: 2 Next Up: Wed., Jan. 27, 7:00pm vs Detroit Red Wings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=73
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.hemmy.net/2006/04/30/50-interesting-facts/