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Thought of the Day

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

What's the name of a Scottish dentist?
Phil McCavity

Random Fact of the Day

An oyster produces a pearl when foreign material becomes trapped inside the shell. The oyster responds to the irritation by producing nacre, a combination of calcium and protein. The nacre coats the foreign material and over time produces a pearl.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 64 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

10-35 | 5th Place | 19 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 117 Oklahoma City: 118 Next Up: Fri., Jan. 28, 8:00pm at Utah Jazz   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

25-19-5 | 55 Points | 3rd Place | 14 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Chicago: 2 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 1, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/