Happy February!!

Thought of the Day

No one will persist long in helping someone who will not help themselves.

- Johnson

Bad Joke of the Day

Dizzy Definition -
Autobiography: Life story of an automobile.

Random Fact of the Day

The Supreme Court of the United State met for the first time, February 1, 1790.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 63 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

11-38 | 5th Place | 22 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 112 New York: 91 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 5, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

27-24-4 | 58 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 San Jose: 5 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 2, 7:30pm at Dallas Stars   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=73
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.entourages.com/barbs/february.htm