Happy Groundhog Day!!

Thought of the Day

The biggest piece of undeveloped teritory is underneath your hat.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

Random Fact of the Day

The banana plant is in the same family as the lily and the orchid.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 58 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

11-36 | 5th Place | 19 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 87 Toronto: 103 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 2, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

26-19-5 | 57 Points | 2nd Place | 16 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 1 Los Angeles: 0 Next Up: Thurs., Feb. 3, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/