Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Random Fact of the Day

Olive trees can live for more than 1,500 years.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 57 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

11-37 | 5th Place | 20 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 84 Memphis: 102 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 4, 6:00pm at Toronto Raptors   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

26-19-5 | 57 Points | 2nd Place | 16 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 1 Los Angeles: 0 Next Up: Thurs., Feb. 3, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/