Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.

- Vince Lombardi

Bad Joke of the Day

Dizzy Definition -
Icy Remark: Froze prose.

Random Fact of the Day

If you laid out all of your blood vessels from end to end, it would create a line that stretches out to about 100,000 miles, or the distance around the equator 4 times.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 62 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

11-38 | 5th Place | 22 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 112 New York: 91 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 5, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

27-25-4 | 58 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Dallas: 4 Next Up: Thurs., Feb. 4, 7:00pm vs Edmonton Oilers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=73
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.funfacts.com.au/the-astounding-cellular-
  makeup-of-the-human-body/