Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Random Fact of the Day

Lemons are popular for cleaning because they are high in acid - which kills bacteria.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 56 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

11-37 | 5th Place | 20 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 84 Memphis: 102 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 4, 6:00pm at Toronto Raptors   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

27-19-5 | 59 Points | 2nd Place | 16 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 4 Colorado: 3 Next Up: Sat., Feb. 5, 7:00pm at Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/