Happy Tuesday!!

Day #95

Thought of the Day:

If all the misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
-Socrates

Bad Joke of the Day:

I wonder...
How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Random Fact of the Day:

The act of stretching and yawning is referred to as pandiculation.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

55 days until 2008 season opener (3/31)

Minnesota Vikings

8-8 2nd Place

Results: L MIN: 19  DEN: 22

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Timberwolves

10-37  5th Place  20 games behind
Results:
L MIN: 86  HOU: 92
Next Up:
Friday, February 8, 7:00pm vs Boston Celtics

Minnesota Wild

30-19-3  63PTS  1st Place  3 points ahead
Results:
W MIN: 4  CLB: 1

Next Up: Tuesday, February 5, 7:00pm vs Detroit Red Wings

 

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