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Thought of the Day

Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

Random Fact of the Day

A hen can lay about 250 eggs per year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 53 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

11-39 | 5th Place | 22 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 100 Denver: 113 Next Up: Mon., Feb. 7, 7:00pm at New Orleans Hornets   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

27-20-5 | 59 Points | 2nd Place | 18 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Phoenix: 1 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 9, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/