Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

There is no such thing as a self-made man. You will reach your goals only with the help of others.

- George Shinn

Bad Joke of the Day

Journalism Student: Barbers make more money than some writers. I don't know whether to get a job in a barber shop or write a few novels.
Professor: Why not toss a coin - heads or tales?

Random Fact of the Day

Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 58 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-38 | 5th Place | 21 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 109 Memphis: 102 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 9, 6:00pm at Philadelphia 76ers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

29-25-4 | 62 Points | 4th Place | 10 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Philadelphia: 1 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 10, 7:00pm vs Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=73
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/40-interesting-facts.htm