Happy February 9, 2010!!

Thought of the Day

Tell everyone what you want to do and someone will want to help you do it.

- W. Clement Stone

Bad Joke of the Day

A pedestrian was struck by a hit and run driver.
Policeman: Did you get his license number?
Pedestrian: No, but I'd recognize his laugh any place.

Random Fact of the Day

Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 57 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-38 | 5th Place | 21 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 109 Memphis: 102 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 9, 6:00pm at Philadelphia 76ers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

29-25-4 | 62 Points | 4th Place | 10 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 2 Philadelphia: 1 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 10, 7:00pm vs Phoenix Coyotes   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=73
• Norment, John. You've Gotta Be Joking. New York: Scholastic, 1971.
• http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/40-interesting-facts.htm