Happy February 9, 2011!!

Thought of the Day

Remember the tea kettle: it's always up to it's neck in hot water yet it still sings!

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Random Fact of the Day

A cow produces around 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 51 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-39 | 5th Place | 20.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 112 Houston: 108 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 11, 6:00pm at Indiana Pacers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

27-20-5 | 59 Points | 2nd Place | 18 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Phoenix: 1 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 9, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/