Tremendous Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Random Fact of the Day

An ice-cream-like food was first eaten in China in 618-97AD. King Tang of Shang, had 94 ice men who helped to make a dish of buffalo milk, flour and camphor.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 50 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-39 | 5th Place | 20.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 112 Houston: 108 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 11, 6:00pm at Indiana Pacers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

28-20-5 | 61 Points | 3rd Place | 18 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado: 2 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 11, 7:00pm at St. Louis Blues   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/