Happy Day #99!!

Thought of the Day

When in doubt, just take the next small step.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Random Fact of the Day

It takes 12 pounds of whole milk to make one gallon of ice cream.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 49 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-39 | 5th Place | 20.5 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 112 Houston: 108 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 11, 6:00pm at Indiana Pacers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

28-20-5 | 61 Points | 3rd Place | 18 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 Colorado: 2 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 11, 7:00pm at St. Louis Blues   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/