Happy Thursday!!

Day #97

Thought of the Day:

No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch.  To be successful, we absolutely, positively have to find people who have already paid the price to learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals.
- Brian Tracy

Bad Joke of the Day:

Two snowmen are standing in a field.  One says to the other: "Funny, I smell carrots, too."

Random Fact of the Day:

In 1907 football teams were penalized 15 yards for an incomplete forward pass!  Also, a pass could not be caught in the end zone, nor more than 20 yards beyond the line of scrimmage.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

53 days until 2009 season opener

Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-34  4th Place  17.5 games behind

Results: L  MIN: 102  TOR: 110

Next Up: Tuesday, Feb. 17, 6:00pm at Washington Wizards

Minnesota Wild

28-22-3  59PTS  2nd Place  8 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 3  COL: 2

Next Up: Thursday, Feb. 12, 6:30pm at Detroit Red Wings

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/directorysites/index.html

http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/clean_one_liners.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1907_College_Football_Season