Happy Friday the 13th!!

Day #98

Thought of the Day:

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as long as we live.
- Mortimer Adler

Bad Joke of the Day:

What do you get when you cross a Karate expert with a pig?
Pork chops!

Random Fact of the Day:

An average human's body contains enough iron to make a small nail.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

52 days until 2009 season opener

Next Up: Monday, April 6, 7:10pm vs Seattle Mariners

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

17-34  4th Place  17.5 games behind

Results: L  MIN: 102  TOR: 110

Next Up: Tuesday, Feb. 17, 6:00pm at Washington Wizards

Minnesota Wild

28-23-3  59PTS  3rd Place  10 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 2  DET: 4

Next Up: Saturday, Feb. 14, 7:00pm vs Ottawa Senators

 

Thanks for reading the B-Daily!  Email me your favorite thought, joke, or fact for one point extra credit (once per quarter)!

 

Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/directorysites/index.html

http://www.funny-jokes.org.uk/short-funny-jokes/12-short-funny-joke.htm

http://www.nicefacts.com/