Happy Valentines Day!!

Thought of the Day

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Messed Up Medicine -
Artery: Study of paintings

Random Fact of the Day

McDonald's was founded in 1955 by Ray Kroc, who worked as a salesman of milk shake machines.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 46 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-41 | 5th Place | 21.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 87 LA Clippers: 107 Next Up: Mon., Feb. 14, 7:00pm vs Portland Trail Blazers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-20-5 | 65 Points | 2nd Place | 16 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 St. Louis: 1 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 15, 7:00pm Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/