Happy Tuesday!!

Thought of the Day

In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.

- anonymous

Bad Joke of the Day

Messed Up Medicine -
Fibula: a small lie

Random Fact of the Day

Antarctica is the only continent that does not have a McDonald's restaurant.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 45 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-42 | 5th Place | 22 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 81 Portland: 95 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 16, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Clippers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-20-5 | 65 Points | 2nd Place | 16 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 3 St. Louis: 1 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 15, 7:00pm Vancouver Canucks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.makemagichappen.com/inspiration-thoughtprovokingquotes.htm
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/