Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Bad Joke of the Day

What has more than 40 keys but cannot unlock a door?
A keyboard.

Random Fact of the Day

Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 49 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-41 | 5th Place | 22.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 85 Detroit: 108 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 17, 6:00pm at Washington Wizards   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=234
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/40-interesting-facts.htm