Happy Day #100!!

Thought of the Day

Never allow anyone to rain on your parade and thus cast a pall of gloom and defeat on the entire day. Remember that no talent, no self-denial, no brains, no character, are required to set up in the fault-finding business. Nothing external can have any power over you unless you permit it. Your time is too precious to be sacrificed in wasted days combating the menial forces of hate, jealously, and envy.

- Og Mandino

Bad Joke of the Day

Child: I want to buy a kitten. How much are they?
Pet Dealer: $5.00 a piece.
Child: But I want to buy a whole one.

Random Fact of the Day

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener:

Next Up:
Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs
Results:
L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31
Next Up:
Next Year
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

13-42 | 5th Place | 23 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 99 Washington: 108
Next Up:
Fri., Feb. 19, 7:00pm vs Chicago Bulls
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2
Next Up:
Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames
www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=234
West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
http://www.davesdaily.com/interesting/40-interesting-facts.htm

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