Good Morning!!

Thought of the Day

The thinking that got us to where we are is not the thinking that will get us to where we want to be.

- Albert Einstein

Bad Joke of the Day

Messed Up Medicine -
Outpatient: Person Who Had Fainted

Random Fact of the Day

Each man, woman, and child in America eats an average of 46 slices (23 pounds) of pizza each year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 42 days Fri., Apr. 1, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

13-43 | 5th Place | 23 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 90 LA Clippers: 98 Next Up: Tues., Feb. 22, 7:00pm at Milwaukee Bucks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-22-5 | 65 Points | 3rd Place | 18 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 1 Chicago: 3 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 18, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.makemagichappen.com/inspiration-thoughtprovokingquotes.htm
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/