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Thought of the Day

"One means well" is useless unless one does well.

- Plautus

Bad Joke of the Day

Andy: Don't you ever use toothpaste?
Paul: No, why should I? I don't have any loose teeth!

Random Fact of the Day

Tobacco is a $200 billion industry, producing six trillion cigarettes a year - about 1,000 cigarettes for each person on earth. This is what you'll find in cigarettes:
- Formaldehyde, which embalmers use to preserve dead bodies
- Toluene, which is commonly used as an ingredient in paint thinner
- Acetone, an active ingredient in nail polish remover
- Ammonia, which scientists have discovered lets you absorb more nicotine, keeping you hooked on smoking

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 42 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-44 | 5th Place | 24 games behind Results: W - Minnesota: 91 Miami: 88 Next Up: Wed., Feb. 24, 6:00pm at Atlanta Hawks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://didyouknow.org/smoking/