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Thought of the Day

Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.

- Pierre Coneille

Bad Joke of the Day

What did the boy magnet say to the girl magnet?
Gee, you're attractive!

Random Fact of the Day

Tobacco has caused more deaths than those caused by all the wars of the past 100 years, including WWI and WWII. More than three million people die each year as a result of smoking.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 41 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-45 | 5th Place | 24.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 92 Atlanta: 98 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 26, 7:00pm at Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://didyouknow.org/smoking/