T.G.I.F.!!

Thought of the Day

Uncertainty and expectation are the joys of life.

- William Congreve

Bad Joke of the Day

What's the opposite of a hot dog?
A cool cat.

Random Fact of the Day

If one stops smoking...
After 8 hours, the carbon monoxide in your blood drops to normal.
After 48 hours, nerve endings start regrowing and the ability to smell and taste is enhanced.
After a year, the risk of heart disease drops halfway back to that of a non-smoker.
After 15 years, the risk of coronary heart disease is that of a non-smoker.
Encourage those around you to stop today!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 40 days Next Up: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-45 | 5th Place | 24.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 92 Atlanta: 98 Next Up: Fri., Feb. 26, 7:00pm at Oklahoma City Thunder   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://didyouknow.org/smoking/