Happy March!!

Thought of the Day

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy.

- Jim Rohn

Bad Joke of the Day

A dime and a penny were on top of a building. The penny jumped off. Why didn't the dime?
The dime had more cents.

Random Fact of the Day

Although there are approximately 200 million starlings in North America, they are all descendants of approximately 60 birds released in Central Park, New York, by Eugene Schieffelin, who headed an acclimatization society trying to introduce to North America every bird species mentioned in the works of William Shakespeare.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 37 days Spring Training Opener: Thurs., Mar. 4, 6:05pm at Boston Red Sox Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-47 | 5th Place | 26 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 91 Portland: 110 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/