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Thought of the Day

Joy is not in things, it is in us.

- Richard Wagner

Bad Joke of the Day

Why was the baby ink sad?
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence was.

Random Fact of the Day

A meteoroid is particle floating in outer space that has a size ranging between a grain of sand and large boulder 10-50 meters across. Once a meteoroid enters the earth's atmosphere and becomes visible, it is considered a meteor. Most meteors burn up before they reach the ground. The remains of a meteor that impacts the earth, if it is not vaporized by the impact, is called a meteorite. Anything larger than a meteoroid is considered an asteroid.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 36 days Spring Training Opener: Thurs., Mar. 4, 6:05pm at Boston Red Sox Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-47 | 5th Place | 26 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 91 Portland: 110 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 7:30pm at Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

30-27-4 | 64 Points | 4th Place | 12 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 6 Vancouver: 2 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 3, 9:00pm at Calgary Flames   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/