Happy Day #111!!

Thought of the Day

Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

- Lao Tzu

Bad Joke of the Day

Things you would never know without the movies:
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.

Random Fact of the Day

Lowest Point on Earth - The Dead Sea, located on the border between Jordan and Israel, is 1,312 feet below sea level. It is filled by the River Jordan and drained only by evaporation. Under the hot desert sun, evaporation outstrips the river's flow, and the level of this saltiest of all lakes drops each year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 30 days Spring Training: 1-2 Results: L - Minnesota: 0 Boston: 5 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 2, 12:05pm at Pittsburgh Pirates   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-47 | 5th Place | 23.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 79 LA Lakers: 90 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 2, 6:30pm at Detroit Pistons   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

33-24-6 | 72 Points | 3rd Place | 15 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Chicago: 4 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 2, 6:00pm at New York Islanders   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.makemagichappen.com/inspiration-thoughtprovokingquotes.htm
• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.strange-facts.info/