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Thought of the Day

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

- Norman Vincent Pale

Bad Joke of the Day

Things you would never know without the movies:
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Random Fact of the Day

Deepest ocean depth - The Mariana Trench, in the western Pacific Ocean, is 36,198 feet (almost 7 miles!).

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 29 days
Spring Training: 2-2
Results:
W - Minnesota: 4 Pittsburgh: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 3, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles
www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

6-10
Results:
L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20
Next Up:
Next Year
www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

15-47 | 5th Place | 23.5 games behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 116 Detroit: 105
Next Up:
Fri., Mar. 4, 6:00pm at Philadelphia 76ers
www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

33-25-6 | 72 Points | 3rd Place | 17 points behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 1 NY Islanders: 4
Next Up:
Thurs., Mar. 3, 6:00pm at New York Rangers
www.wild.com

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