Wonderful Tuesday!!

Day #114

Thought of the Day:

It is impossible for someone to learn what they think they already know.

Bad Joke of the Day:

Where do algebra teachers soak after a long, hard day?
The math tub.

Random Fact of the Day:

Minnesota inventions: Masking and Scotch tape, Wheaties cereal, Bisquick, HMOs, the bundt pan, Aveda beauty products, and Green Giant vegetables!

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

27 days until 2008 season opener (3/31)

Spring Training  2-3

Results: W  MIN: 8  CIN: 6

Next Up: Tuesday, March 4, 12:05pm at Tampa Bay Rays

Minnesota Vikings

8-8 2nd Place

Results: L MIN: 19  DEN: 22

Next Up: Next Year

Minnesota Timberwolves

12-46  5th Place  25 games behind
L MIN: 108  SEA: 111
Next Up:
Tuesday, March 4, 7:00pm vs Charlotte Bobcats

Minnesota Wild

37-24-5  79PTS  1st Place  2 points ahead
W MIN: 2  LA: 1

Next Up: Tuesday, March 4, 7:00pm vs Chicago Blackhawks


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