Good Morning!!

Day #110

Thought of the Day:

If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.
- Wayne Dyer

Bad Joke of the Day:

Two goldfish were in their tank.  One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

Random Fact of the Day:

On March 4, 1917 Jeanette Rankin of Montana took her seat as the first woman elected to the U.S. House of Representatives.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

33 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 4-1  Overall 5-1

Results: W MIN: 3  PUR: 2

Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 4, 12:05pm at Pittsburgh Pirates

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

18-42  4th Place  20.5 games behind

Results: L  MIN: 94  GS: 118

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 6, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers

Minnesota Wild

30-27-5  65PTS  4th Place  17 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 2  VAN: 4

Next Up: Thursday, Mar. 5, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/motivationalquotes/index.html

http://www.reallyfunnyquickjokes.com/

http://www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/index.html