Thought of the Day:
It is better to offer no excuse
than a bad one.
- George Washington
Bad Joke of the Day:
Two atoms are walking down the
street and they run into each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."
Random Fact of the Day:
For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.
31 days until 2009 season opener
Spring Training Record 4-2 Overall 6-2
Results: W MIN: 4 NET: 2
Next Up: Friday, Mar. 6, 12:05pm vs Cincinnati Reds
Next Up: Next Year
18-42 4th Place 20.5 games behind
Results: L MIN: 94 GS: 118
Next Up: Friday, Mar. 6, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers
31-27-5 67PTS 4th Place 17 points behind
Results: W MIN: 4 SJ: 3
Next Up: Saturday, Mar. 7, 3:00pm at Los Angeles Kings
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