Wonderful Friday!!

Day #112

Thought of the Day:

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
- George Washington

Bad Joke of the Day:

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."

Random Fact of the Day:

For beer commercials, they add liquid detergent to the beer to make it foam more.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

31 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 4-2  Overall 6-2

Results: W MIN: 4  NET: 2

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 6, 12:05pm vs Cincinnati Reds

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year


Minnesota Timberwolves

18-42  4th Place  20.5 games behind

Results: L  MIN: 94  GS: 118

Next Up: Friday, Mar. 6, 9:30pm at Los Angeles Lakers

Minnesota Wild

31-27-5  67PTS  4th Place  17 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 4  SJ: 3

Next Up: Saturday, Mar. 7, 3:00pm at Los Angeles Kings


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