Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

If someone were to pay you $.10 for every kind word you ever spoke and collect $.05 for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?

- Nonpareil

Bad Joke of the Day

Kathy: Did you hear the joke about the sky?
Bonnie: No.
Kathy: Forget it, it's over your head.

Random Fact of the Day

The "baby carrots" sold in supermarkets, are often not from a smaller carrot, but are simply full-sized carrots that have been sliced and peeled to make carrot sticks of a uniform shape and size.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 30 days 2-3 | Spring Training Results: L - Minnesota: 5 Pittsburgh: 15 W - Minnesota: 11 New York Yankees: 0 Next Up: Mon., Mar. 8, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-49 | 5th Place | 28 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 98 Houston: 112 Next Up: Mon., Mar. 8, 7:00pm vs Dallas Mavericks   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

31-28-5 | 67 Points | 4th Place | 15 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Calgary: 5 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 9, 7:00pm vs Florida Panthers   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/