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Thought of the Day

Smile - it makes people wonder what you are up to.

- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Things you would never know without the movies:
It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

Random Fact of the Day

Before the Civil War ended, the first nonmilitary ambulance service was organized in Cincinnati, Ohio, by the Commercial Hospital. Less than 10 years later, the first airborne ambulances, hot-air balloons, were used in France, during the Siege of Paris (1870-71). Unfortunately, the speed and ultimate destinations of the balloons depended entirely on the whims of the wind, and so did the fate of their wafting wounded.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 24 days Spring Training: 6-3 Results: L - Minnesota: 4 St. Louis: 10 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 8, 12:05pm vs Pittsburgh Pirates   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-50 | 5th Place | 25.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 105 Dallas: 108 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 9, 7:00pm vs Indiana Pacers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

34-25-7 | 75 Points | 3rd Place | 18 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Buffalo: 3 Next Up: Tues., Mar. 8, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://bosdoneliners.blogspot.com/
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/