Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you dream it, you can become it.

- William Arthur Ward

Bad Joke of the Day

Things you would never know without the movies:
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

Random Fact of the Day

The Berlin Wall was a fortified barrier that once divided East and West Berlin. It was constructed by the communists in the mid-20th century to stop East Germans, who were under communist government, from defecting to the West and to other European countries.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2011 Season Opener: 23 days Spring Training: 6-4 Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Pittsburgh: 5 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 9, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

6-10 Results: L - Minnesota: 13 Detroit: 20 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

15-50 | 5th Place | 25.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 105 Dallas: 108 Next Up: Wed., Mar. 9, 7:00pm vs Indiana Pacers   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

35-25-7 | 77 Points | 3rd Place | 18 points behind Results: W - Minnesota: 5 Colorado: 2 Next Up: Thurs., Mar. 10, 7:00pm at Nashville Predators   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.allgreatquotes.com
• http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes
• http://www.strange-facts.info/