Be Careful Out There!!

Day #114

Thought of the Day:

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things, not the great occasions, that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- Bob Hope

Bad Joke of the Day:

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.  It marks the end of his sentence.

Random Fact of the Day:

The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

27 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 7-3  Overall 9-3

Results: W MIN: 4  TB: 3

Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 11, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

18-45  4th Place  22 games behind

Results: L  MIN: 99  WAS: 110

Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 11, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies

Minnesota Wild

32-28-5  69PTS  4th Place  15 points behind 

Results: W MIN: 3  ANA: 2

Next Up: Tuesday, Mar. 10, 7:00pm vs San Jose Sharks

 

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Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/motivationalquotes/index.html

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1

http://www.nicefacts.com/