Day #115
Thought of the Day:
If you could kick the person in the rear responsible for most of your
trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
- Theodore Roosevelt
Bad Joke of the Day:
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
Random Fact of the Day:
If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.
Sports Watches:
26 days until 2009 season opener Spring Training Record 7-3 Overall 9-3 Results: W MIN: 4 TB: 3 Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 11, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles |
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10-6
**NFC
North Champions** Next Up: Next Year
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18-45 4th Place 22 games behind Results: L MIN: 99 WAS: 110 Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 11, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies |
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32-28-6 70PTS 4th Place 14 points behind Results: L MIN: 4 SJ: 5 Next Up: Thursday, Mar. 12, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche |
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Today's Sources:
http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes/index.html
http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=3