Happy March 11, 2009!!

Day #115

Thought of the Day:

If you could kick the person in the rear responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Bad Joke of the Day:

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

Random Fact of the Day:

If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.

Sports Watches:

Minnesota Twins

26 days until 2009 season opener

Spring Training Record 7-3  Overall 9-3

Results: W MIN: 4  TB: 3

Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 11, 12:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

10-6  **NFC North Champions**
NFC Wild Card Playoffs
Results: L MIN: 14  PHI: 26

Next Up: Next Year

 

Minnesota Timberwolves

18-45  4th Place  22 games behind

Results: L  MIN: 99  WAS: 110

Next Up: Wednesday, Mar. 11, 7:00pm vs Memphis Grizzlies

Minnesota Wild

32-28-6  70PTS  4th Place  14 points behind 

Results: L MIN: 4  SJ: 5

Next Up: Thursday, Mar. 12, 8:00pm at Colorado Avalanche

 

Thanks for reading the B-Daily!  Email me your favorite thought, joke, or fact for one point extra credit (once per quarter)!

 

Today's Sources:

http://www.inspirationalquotes4u.com/funnyquotes/index.html

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=3

http://www.nicefacts.com/