Happy Rainy Day!!

Thought of the Day

Kindness gives birth to kindness.

- Sophocles

Bad Joke of the Day

Three men fell in the ocean, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald.

Random Fact of the Day

Guam and the Mariana islands have one of the highest rates of consumption of Spam in the world. Each person consumes an an average of 16 tins of Spam a year. The residents like Spam so much that it is even featured on the menus of McDonald's and Burger King.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2010 Season Opener: 27 days 4-3 | Spring Training Results: W - Minnesota: 7 St. Louis: 6 Next Up: Thurs., Mar. 11, 6:05pm vs Baltimore Orioles Regular Season Opener: Mon., Apr. 5, 9:05pm at Los Angeles Angels   www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

12-4 | 1st Place - NFC North Champs Results: L - Minnesota: 28 New Orleans: 31 Next Up: Next Year   www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

14-51 | 5th Place | 29.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 102 Denver: 110 Next Up: Fri., Mar. 12, 7:00pm vs San Antonio Spurs   www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

31-28-6 | 68 Points | 4th Place | 14 points behind Results: L - Minnesota: 2 Florida: 3 Next Up: Thurs., Mar. 11, 6:30pm at Detroit Red Wings   www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp?CATEGORY_ID=86
• West, W.C. Chuckles and Grins. Xerox Education Publications, 1972.
• http://www.randomfactsuselesstrivia.com/